BAH!!!

CELTICS NEED WIN, GET SERVED PLATE OF HUMILATION INSTEAD; PLAYOFF HOPES TAKE SERIOUS HIT; SCALABRINE SERIOUSLY HITS THE MCDONALD'S DRIVE-THRU TO EAT AWAY HIS SORROWS

Nothing sums up a game quite like Doc.

"I thought, for whatever reason, our spirit was broken in the third and fourth quarters."

That makes a whole lot of sense. For whatever reason, I think Doc coached like a drunken parent in the stands at a little league game. Devoid of logic, confused and irritable, incoherent speech, and no clue about what is going on.

Superlative time!

MVP: Delonte West. 14 points, 7 assists, and 7 rebounds. The best part is that he played 42 minutes. The more DWest means less of OGreen. DWest recently said that OGreen "looks like a clown". Not really... he just plays like he's wearing clown shoes.

LVP: OGreen. 2 turnovers in four minutes? That sounds about right.

Doc's Grade: F
If you think that your team's spirit is broken, FIX IT. I don't understand what exactly broke the team's spirit. It doesn't make sense. The teams were tied at the half and the Celtics were leading by one to start the fourth. Maybe their spirit was broken when they realized that they would get better coaching from a Cavs fan picked at random from the crowd. Maybe their spirit was broken when they realized that they were in a close game with real playoff significance, which means an automatic loss in the Doc Era.

Ref's Grade: F
If the Celtics went to the line more, we would have won this game. I blame the refs for our lack of aggressiveness.