News and Notes
-This may be the most boring day of the NBA season. Celtics lost big last night, no big stories... perhaps Isiah will try to monopolize the NBA headlines again by doing something dumb. Here's a list of available players that would be great signings for Isiah: Latrell Sprewell, Popeye Jones, Isiah Rider, and OF COURSE, Baby Jordan himself Harold Minor.
-Since there is nothing going on... I will address the Best Dressed competition on NBA.com.
Coming in last place (6th)- Dwight Howard. Not only has he buttoned the last button on his jacket, his suit has NO color whatsoever. C'mon, David Stern has more style that you, Dwight, and he thinks cumberbunds are cool. Also, he doesn't carry a Louis Vitton handbag. Yeeks. I hope he's carrying that for his girlfriend. OR HIS BOYFRIEND!!!! BAHHH!!!!!!
5th place- Quentin Richardson. If you're Q-Money, is this your thought process? "I am a fly looking brotha making millions playing basketball, I'll spend $3,000 on a suit so that I can look like a tiny little white dude on a morning talk show." Yes, Q, you look like Regis.
4th place- Trevor Ariza. This is proof that the dress code is stupid. Players think they have to dress like stockbrokers... which means if you are playing against the Kings you are likely to be punched in the face by Ron Artest.
3rd place- Damon Stoudamire. Hm... I think it's tough to pull off a suit that matches your skin tone almost exactly. I mean, I wouldn't wear a ham-colored suit. A conservative choice, but that's probably a good idea when you're getting a little long in the tooth like Mighty Mouse.
2nd place- Stephon Marbury. This man knows how to dress. I've always liked a dark jacket with lighter colored pants. Plus, his striped shirt and patterned tie works very well. His tie is a little short, which suggests earnestness and excitement. I also love the idea of him getting dressed in front of the mirror and saying to himself, "Looks good on you, STARBURY."
1st place- Amare Stoudemire. This is a great choice for the big man. He's only 20 or something like that, why would you dress like a stockbroker? You're a prep school kid, dress like a prep school kid! It takes confidence to rock a jacket and tie with the blue jeans, and he pulls it off.
I won't lie, he wins because it's something I would wear... but it's my post and I don't care what anyone thinks.
-Since there is nothing going on... I will address the Best Dressed competition on NBA.com.
Coming in last place (6th)- Dwight Howard. Not only has he buttoned the last button on his jacket, his suit has NO color whatsoever. C'mon, David Stern has more style that you, Dwight, and he thinks cumberbunds are cool. Also, he doesn't carry a Louis Vitton handbag. Yeeks. I hope he's carrying that for his girlfriend. OR HIS BOYFRIEND!!!! BAHHH!!!!!!
5th place- Quentin Richardson. If you're Q-Money, is this your thought process? "I am a fly looking brotha making millions playing basketball, I'll spend $3,000 on a suit so that I can look like a tiny little white dude on a morning talk show." Yes, Q, you look like Regis.
4th place- Trevor Ariza. This is proof that the dress code is stupid. Players think they have to dress like stockbrokers... which means if you are playing against the Kings you are likely to be punched in the face by Ron Artest.
3rd place- Damon Stoudamire. Hm... I think it's tough to pull off a suit that matches your skin tone almost exactly. I mean, I wouldn't wear a ham-colored suit. A conservative choice, but that's probably a good idea when you're getting a little long in the tooth like Mighty Mouse.
2nd place- Stephon Marbury. This man knows how to dress. I've always liked a dark jacket with lighter colored pants. Plus, his striped shirt and patterned tie works very well. His tie is a little short, which suggests earnestness and excitement. I also love the idea of him getting dressed in front of the mirror and saying to himself, "Looks good on you, STARBURY."
1st place- Amare Stoudemire. This is a great choice for the big man. He's only 20 or something like that, why would you dress like a stockbroker? You're a prep school kid, dress like a prep school kid! It takes confidence to rock a jacket and tie with the blue jeans, and he pulls it off.
I won't lie, he wins because it's something I would wear... but it's my post and I don't care what anyone thinks.
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6:39 PM
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