Vin Baker keeps the X-mas spirit year round

In a comic display of seasonal irreverance, Vin Baker recently visited a Connecticut school dressed as Santa. He then lectured Mrs. Potter's 2nd grade class on how to spike eggnog and why they should leave "Vinny Claus" a handle of Tangueray instead of sugar cookies this year. By the time the above picture was taken he had peed himself and resorted to singing "Grandma got run over by a reindeer", much to the dismay of the two boys on the right. And yes, that is a bottle of Andre brut champagne in his right hand. Afterwards, Vinny Claus went to Boston, sat on Danny Ainge's lap and asked for a x-mas wish of $5.3 million next year from the Celtics. Danny politely obliged.... meanwhile Ryan Gomes, Delonte, Tony "hair trigger" Allen, Swamp Thing, and the Human Highlight Film G-squared won't make that much combined.