Celtics Sign Allan Ray

GOOD CHANCE DANNY THOUGHT HE WAS SIGNING RAY ALLEN; THEN THOUGHT HE WAS ALLEN IVERSON BECAUSE HE THOUGHT ONLY A.I. WEARS THAT KICKASS ARM SLEEVE; MAY HAVE INSTEAD SIGNED UNDRAFTED FREE AGENT TO A $80 MILLION MULTIYEAR DEAL; WE'LL TAKE HIM ANYWAY BECAUSE HE'S PROBABLY BETTER THAN THOSE TWO DUDES WE TRADED FOR