IT'S A PRE-THANKGIVING MIRACLE!!!

CELTICS WIN! CELTICS WIN! EQUALLY SURPRISING IS THE FACT THAT TONY ALLEN, STEPHEN JACKSON, AND SEBASTIAN TELFAIR SPENT AN EVENING TOGETHER WITHOUT SOMEONE GETTING SHOT--- WAIT, IT'S ONLY TEN O'CLOCK, MAYBE I SPOKE TOO SOON

CELTICS CRUISE TO 2-6 RECORD WITH TWO GAMES AGAINST THE KNICKS COMING UP, ALL OF A SUDDEN IT DOESN'T LOOK SO BAD

In a demonstration of how badly I want the Celtics to be good this year, I have jumped off the "Celtics suck" bandwagon and directly on to the "Celtics are going to turn it around" bandwagon. Who cares? I'll probably do it fifty times this year.

But anyway, the Pacers are decent this year, and the Celtics SMOKED those bitches in the second half. Telfair and Rondo both looked great, Pierce shot well from the field and the line (and only two turnovers), the Celtics DOMINATED the boards... what didn't go well?

Perkins was all over Jermaine O'Neal, which is great because you know how much that soft-spoken, fan-smashing punkass hates it. Perk does it to O'Neal every time, which makes me wonder why so many Celtics fans are having wet dreams about O'Neal wearing green. As much as I love a guy that has a 50% chance of shattering his shoulder and a 50% chance of punching a courtside fan every night.... I'll stick with PERKINS.

One of the biggest highlights of the game for me was Gerald Green lighting it up against the Pacers' top line. 3-4 three pointers is beastly!

On to the superlatives!

STUD: Pierce. 11-19 from the field, 33 points. He's back, baby!!!

GLUE FACTORY: Scalywagon. Outscored by Orien Greene 0-1.

Doc's Grade: A++++++
Nary a complaint.

Ref's Grade: D
No grade inflation. They always suck.

UP NEXT: More wins!