BOOK IT!!!!! CELTICS MAKE IT TEN IN A ROW!!!
DOC RIVERS ENDURES ENEMA DURING THE GAME; FROM THE LOOKS OF THIS PICTURE; BOTH LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY!
The Celtics dropped their tenth in a row tonight to the Toronto Raptors. Actually, I don't know how many the Celtics have lost to the Raptors in a row, but it's probably close to ten as well. The Celtics are in Memphis Grizzly territory, or maybe even worse. It's a judgement call that no one cares enough to make at this point.
This was an irritating game for the same reason why the other games during this streak have been irritating. The Celtics played hard, but dumber than a bag of hammers for crucial stretches, and wound up losing to a team that looked as if they cared about playing basketball as much as Scalabrine cares about an all-tofu diet.
Gerald Green looks as if he has been studying Jim O'Brien's playbook and Antoine Walker's game, because every time I looked at the game he was hurling a three pointer at the rim. For the game? You guessed it. 2-10 on threes. It's not exactly 0-15, but it's pretty close. The other discouraging performance was Perk, who was getting bounced around by Rasho Nesterovic like an Olsen twin in a sumo wrestling competition. 2 points and 2 rebounds in 21 minutes... ouch. Horrendous. I wonder if his -4 inch vertical due to broken feet had anything to do with it.
One bright spot was getting Scalabrine back on the floor. He was in uniform on Wednesday but strictly in an ambulance driver/food taster capacity.
On to the superlatives...
Chairman of the Board (This will replace "MVP" from here on out)- Allan Ray. Ever since I went on a silly tirade against him in a silly game diary he has been on fire. I have been forced to respect his skills, and acknowledge my role as a skinny-ass dork that thinks he knows more than he actually does.
LVP: Kandi Man. I love that stoner goof. I swear I saw him eating a ganja goo ball right after halftime.
Doc's Suit: D-
Once again, a blah color with an even more "blah" tie. Doc doesn't understand the concept of an accent color. It makes me shudder to think how much he is paying for those suits you could get at any Men's Warehouse in the "BORING DOLT" section.
Doc's Coaching: A
Not too bad here. Minutes were fairly distributed. If you're upset that the Celtics are losing right now, relax. They'll lose more than they'll win. What you should care about his how many minutes the players that need development get.
UP NEXT: Probably a loss! However, I am going to go out a limb here and GUARANTEE VICTORY for the Celtics on Sunday against the Wizards.
DOC RIVERS ENDURES ENEMA DURING THE GAME; FROM THE LOOKS OF THIS PICTURE; BOTH LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY!
The Celtics dropped their tenth in a row tonight to the Toronto Raptors. Actually, I don't know how many the Celtics have lost to the Raptors in a row, but it's probably close to ten as well. The Celtics are in Memphis Grizzly territory, or maybe even worse. It's a judgement call that no one cares enough to make at this point.
This was an irritating game for the same reason why the other games during this streak have been irritating. The Celtics played hard, but dumber than a bag of hammers for crucial stretches, and wound up losing to a team that looked as if they cared about playing basketball as much as Scalabrine cares about an all-tofu diet.
Gerald Green looks as if he has been studying Jim O'Brien's playbook and Antoine Walker's game, because every time I looked at the game he was hurling a three pointer at the rim. For the game? You guessed it. 2-10 on threes. It's not exactly 0-15, but it's pretty close. The other discouraging performance was Perk, who was getting bounced around by Rasho Nesterovic like an Olsen twin in a sumo wrestling competition. 2 points and 2 rebounds in 21 minutes... ouch. Horrendous. I wonder if his -4 inch vertical due to broken feet had anything to do with it.
One bright spot was getting Scalabrine back on the floor. He was in uniform on Wednesday but strictly in an ambulance driver/food taster capacity.
On to the superlatives...
Chairman of the Board (This will replace "MVP" from here on out)- Allan Ray. Ever since I went on a silly tirade against him in a silly game diary he has been on fire. I have been forced to respect his skills, and acknowledge my role as a skinny-ass dork that thinks he knows more than he actually does.
LVP: Kandi Man. I love that stoner goof. I swear I saw him eating a ganja goo ball right after halftime.
Doc's Suit: D-
Once again, a blah color with an even more "blah" tie. Doc doesn't understand the concept of an accent color. It makes me shudder to think how much he is paying for those suits you could get at any Men's Warehouse in the "BORING DOLT" section.
Doc's Coaching: A
Not too bad here. Minutes were fairly distributed. If you're upset that the Celtics are losing right now, relax. They'll lose more than they'll win. What you should care about his how many minutes the players that need development get.
UP NEXT: Probably a loss! However, I am going to go out a limb here and GUARANTEE VICTORY for the Celtics on Sunday against the Wizards.
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