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SEBASTIAN TELFAIR NIGHT CANCELLED; WYC LISTENS TO I*HEART*CELTICS, TELLS TELFAIR: "GET THE F$%#$ OUT OF BOSTON"

The days of Sebastian Telfair are finally over. Wyc released a surprisingly badass memo to Peter May and Shira Springer, saying,

"I wanted to let you know that we have removed Sebastian's nameplate from his locker in Waltham. The facts and circumstances of his case have not been determined but he does not have a Celtics locker and we do not anticipate that he will."

To recap- Danny Ainge traded Randy Foye for Telfair, immediately declared that he was the starting point guard, endured two months of ineptitude, watched him get investigated in an attempted murder investigation, benched him, listened to him bitch for a few months, watched him get pulled over going 77 in a 45 zone at 4am on 4/20 in an SUV filled with ganja smoke and a loaded gun under the seat.... then pretty much terminated the relationship.

As pissed off I was all season about getting Telfair in the first place, and as stupid anyone who pays attention to the Celtics knows the move was in the first place... I have to give Wyc some major points for that quote. Basically, he just said that they had taken all of Telfair stuff, including all the pillowcases stuffed with guns, and thrown it on to the curb. Then they had his nameplate incinerated.

Good riddance, douchebag.