Look OUT! Jackie MacMullan is a total Bitch!

For years I have been dreaming of this day- the day when I could make fun of Jackie MacMullan's haircut without feeling bad becuase I thought she was a good person. Well, after writing her second agenda-laced Pierce bashing article on ESPN.com yesterday, I'm taking no mercy. She makes Greg Dickerson look like f-ing John Stamos. Her hair looks like she went to 1984, found two lesbians, scalped them, put their hair into a blender, and crazy-glued the remains to her head. Does she have freakishly disgusting ears or something? Is that why she insists that regarless of the decade she will ask her stylest to leave two hideous flaps of hair over them at all time?
Anyway... J-Mac wrote this article for ESPN yesterday.
The article was about Big Al, and how despite his evolution into a dominating big man, he still might be expendable by the Celtics if they get the right draft pick, and can move him for a dominant vetran (Kevin Garnett). An interesting (and potentially Scary) piece. The problem with the article is the the way she instinctively throws Pierce under the bus for no apparent reason.

'But does Pierce have Jefferson's back? After another lost Celtics season in which the team will fail to make the playoffs for the second year in a row, Boston's superstar recently expressed his frustration over his team's abysmal track record, lamenting, "I'm the classic great player on a bad team, and it stinks.'' '

This is shameful propaganda at best. Jackie MacMullan is drawing assumptions from her previous smeare-piece where she blasted Pierce for being upset that he wasted another year in his prime on another lottery-bound team.

'While Pierce prefers to rebuild with Big Al in tow, he acknowledged the price of acquiring a high level talent like Kevin Garnett or Pau Gasol might require parting with the young forward.'

After talking up how Pierce craves some vetran help, she cleverly slips this line in to make it sound like Pierce wants Jefferson out! All he did was acknowledge that if a team is going to part with their proven superstar, they are going to want an up and coming one in return like Big Al.
Either Jackie has been spending too much with the Curly Haired Boyfriend or been wined and dined too often by our friendly slut-bags down at ESPN. Her Shaughnessy-esque agenda is as sickening as her haircut. This time I'm off the Jackie MacMullan bandwagon for good. I'll take Michael Holly AND his hair.