I Heart Gilbert Arenas
My favorite player in the league, Gilbert Arenas, also has my favorite blog in the universe over on NBA.com. He also just penned his best entry yet just the other day. Here are some highlights!
A present!
A mid-concert workout!
An award!
A challenge!
A present!
I couldn’t decide on a wedding gift. So, I kinda paid for the wedding. You don’t know what to give for gifts so you give money. If they end up using the money for the wedding, you end up paying for the wedding.
A mid-concert workout!
For all the Beyoncé fans out there, I went to her concert. You know, you see her
on TV and you think, “Oh man, does she really look that pretty in person?” Yes.
She does. I never realized what makes her so different until I saw her live.
She’s an entertainer. She has everything. She entertained me. I gladly spent
money on a suite to see her. I invited a couple of my teammates too. DeShawn
Stevenson came, Caron came … I watched the first eight songs or so, then
went down and worked out, and went back to the suite to watch the
ending.
An award!
Usually I give out awards at the end
of the year, but somebody won the “Best Interview of the Century” award this
summer. If you guys haven’t seen it, you need to search “Marbury interview” on
YouTube. If you don’t think this is the best interview in history, something is mentally wrong with you. It was so good, I watched
it 12 times just to make sure that what I was watching was actually real and I
wasn’t imagining it.
He’s like, “I’m going to average 10 points, 11-12
dimes, four assists …” And I’m like, “What? Last time I checked, dimes and
assists were the same thing.” Then he answers his cell phone in the middle of
the interview. And at the end he just starts screaming, “Do it with me now! Do
it with me!” I had to rewind it just to make sure it was really Stephon Marbury
on there. So, I present Steph with the "Interview of the Century" Hibachi Award!
A challenge!
For all of you Madden fans out there that are camping out, waiting for the game
to be released, I know what it's like. I used to do that too. But not anymore.
Being on the cover of NBA LIVE '08 comes with its priveleges. I already got a copy of Madden. You can meet me in the lobby, my tag is Agent Arenas.
posted by BP at
9:42 AM
7 Comments:
That Marbury thing is so funny, I was watching it the other day. He has one of his Starbury shoes sitting on a table next to him, and just randomly in the middle of ansering a question he'll just hold it up, look at the camera, and explain how its for the kids and the fans and ramble off further into incoherence.
He also said he wants to model the Knicks on last year's Mavericks (?) and that he refers to the NBA trophy as "shiney stuff", after which he contradicts himself by saying shiney stuff isn't that important, and that winning the trophy is all that matters. Certifiably insane, certifiably amazing.
What do you think his deal was? Was he just coked out of his mind?
i think he was just high from cousin sebastian's second hand smoke on the drive up.
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Sign the petition!
I already did, homie!
Poop in my mouth!
LMAO at the Marbury video. At 7:13 you can hear him refer to his wife as "My better ho" when he abruptly pick up his cell phone.
Cocaine is one hell of a drug!
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