Rafer Alston skips to his lou...in the can!
Rafer Alston pulled a "Ron Mercer" Sunday morning, allegedly getting hella drunk and assaulting an unidentified human. Unidentified, maybe, but word on the street is that the victim is one of the mothers of Gary Payton's sons Gary (there is no typo in this sentence, see the I Heart Celtics poll), after she got in a fight with Alston for kissing the Glove in a game last season (pictured above). And 1!
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Could you imagine if Gary Jr. and Gary 2 ever grow up and play each other in, let's say, high school basketball? What crazy rivalry that'll be. The Battle of Love
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I have to put this out there. I was clubbing last week and Delonte West and Tony Allen were in the house. Delonte is way shorter in person, he wore a tight shirt and jeans (homo anyone?)and he looks like a leprechaun. Wow he was on the perfect team! Tony Allen was chasing after this hott girl all night grabbing on her when she walked away and pulling on her hair. I saw him kiss her in the mouth and she looked ready to vomit! Tony allen is so friggin ugly!...YUCK!
I have to put this out there. I was clubbing last week and Delonte West and Tony Allen were in the house. Delonte is way shorter in person, he wore a tight shirt and jeans (homo anyone?)and he looks like a leprechaun. Wow he was on the perfect team! Tony Allen was chasing after this hott girl all night grabbing on her when she walked away and pulling on her hair. I saw him kiss her in the mouth and she looked ready to vomit! Tony allen is so friggin ugly!...YUCK!
Ok, this was, by far, the best comment in the history of this fine blog. Congratulations!
We'd love to have more information about "Clubbin' With the Celtics." A guest post, perhaps? This appears to be only the tip of a hilarious iceberg. Email us: iheartceltics@gmail.com! Tell the whole sordid tale!
Looks like Yahoo sports hired a ham sandwich to write articles for them:
"watch how the past investment into forward Brian Scalabrine comes closer to justifying itself for the Celtics. Just as Scalabrine did on those contending New Jersey Nets teams, his ability to make open shots and make subtle, winning plays on the floor will show."
Still makes for more compelling writing than Celticsblog.
SCOT POLLARD BABY! Him and Scal are going to make the nastiest White Guy duo in the NBA! We just keep on winning.
The Boston Celtics players smoke lots of marijuana. I'm sure many other teams do as well. Arent these NBA players supposed to get frequent drug tests?
Delonte is really just 6'1.5"
check it out...
http://www.insidehoops.com/chicago-camp-measurements.shtml
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