Scott Pollard = Tool.
Not only is Scott Pollard bad at playing basketball, but it seems he's also really lame. The only upside to his aquisition is that the first time KG feels slighted and flips his sh*t , we know he's going straight for Pollards mutten chops.
posted by Nic at
5:14 PM
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you could do a whole article deconstructing Jackie Manuel's name. First, "Jackie" a girls name built out of a boy's name - "jack." Second, "Man-u-el." Starts with a "man," goes to a "u" ("you") that seems to be indicating that this is in fact "you" not "him," and the ends with "el" the phonetic equal to the French pronoun "elle," meaning, "her." So his name becomes Jackie "man you her." As in, "jackie you are a her." See? His own last name indicts him as a woman. That and the fact that he's getting paid like $15 an hour.
I was going to mention this on celticsblog but I didn't want to upset the very sensitive souls who populate the place. Nor would I want to distract from the latest "Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce are not gay but if they were they'd totally be into each other" piece.
Yo satan monica, were you an english major or were you an english major? Kudos to your impressive analysis of J-Man's name. Jaques Derrida would have been proud.
And what about your name? At first, I thought you might just not be a big fan of old Lewinski (which I assure you, would have greatly offended my blogmate Chap). But then I noticed your name was an anagram of "Man at Casino" - wait are you Tom Donaghy?
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