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Thursday, September 06, 2007

JUSTIN REED BUSTED FOR POT, RELEASED BY ROCKETS


IN RELATED NEWS; ALLEGED THROAT-SLASHING VALET-ASSAULTING TEAM-KILLING NAER-DO-WELL RAFER ALSTON RETAINS ROSTER SPOT

Yes, in one of those "what are they thinking?" moments, Justin Reed was released by the Rockets yesterday after a lame misdemeanor. Apparantly, he does not live by the Kandi Man credo- "When in doubt, eat all your drugs." He was arrested for possession of less than an ounce of wacky tobaccy, which carries a fine of $100 to $250. In other words, it's about equal to a parking violation or a speeding ticket. While Reed was being released, Rafer Alston managed to spit on three more valets and stab two random dudes at a club, all while complaining about his playing time.

Sweet NBA justice!

5 Comments:

Blogger HM said...

Future Celtic signee??

Great JR event -- Wolves are trading Mike James to Houston, getting back Juwan Howard. But Wolves see that JR is still on their payroll and say, "You can't have James unless you also take JR."

Rockets take JR, cut him for pot possession. Can your career go much lower?

3:34 PM  
Blogger BP said...

Great story.

I am tempted to say "no", his career couldn't go much lower. However, this is the NBA, and last I checked Dwayne Schnitzius was contemplating a comeback in the NBDL while pushing 40 and with a Bart Simpson tattoo in tow.

Anything's possible!

4:31 PM  
Blogger Bukes said...

JR is going to be an all-star in one of those overseas leagues that no one cares about. He'll be the next Third World MJ.

... or he'll start selling crack. Win win for him I say.

8:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ignorance is bliss and you are all ignorant. Justin Reed is a fine young man who was railroaded- I know - I was there and we have all told the truth. Justin is attempting to help the people in his hometown because he came from little means and made something for himself. Can you say jealousy -that is a problem that people like you who are so negative have. Good luck in life because you are going to need it.

9:42 PM  
Blogger Bukes said...

Justin Reed is an out-of-a-job zilch who will blow away his NBA minimum salary, and end up working at the Wendys Drive Thru window. The only thing he can give to the community is a #5, Biggie sized.

8:22 AM  

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