WTF? Ray Allen Rides a Scooter; Italian cop doesn't like it; Scal laughs; Surreal Italian tour rolls on
I thought yesterday's Europe live picture of the day was about as awkward as they come until this little miracle came around. Apparently, Ray Ray rode his Vespa in a designated "no Vespa zone". Either that or that is one of those Italian fashion cops, displeased with the clashing red helmet/green shirt/blue vespa/not-white look Ray Ray sported. In any case, the cop blatantly disregarded the NBA's ban on the no no no finger, channeling his inner Mutombo to tell Ray just that (I*Heart*Celtics translation department tells me that's "no, no, no" in Italian).
Meanwhile, you can see a sliver of Brian Scalabrine on the left side of the photograph laughing the whole time. Our favorite 1/4 Italian must be living it up in Italy with a last name like his.
In a related story, Mrs. Scalabrine arrived at court yesterday on a scooter of her own to defend herself in the ongoing Chatanooga Taco Bell Caper:
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8:53 AM
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Ray Allen looks like a Ninja Turtle Santa Claus.
what's with Ray Ray running afoul of authority this offseason? First that poor gym owner in Connecticut, now this? Are these the kind of pieces we want to surround the delicate china doll that is Paul Pierce with?
More from the Craptain. Check out his so-butch-it's-femme take on playing with Ray Ray and Garnett:
"When you get a new girlfriend, you're still learning about her. You're still trying to figure out what she likes. That's pretty much what it is. But it's coming along pretty good and we are going to build a great relationship."
When's he getting married? Can someone remind me?
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