GLEN RICE FINDS DUDE HIDING IN ESTRANGED WIFE'S CLOSET; IMMEDIATELY COMMENCES STRANGULATION, BEATDOWN
IMMEDIATELY SHATTERS NBA RECORD FOR "MOST PISSED-OFF MUGSHOT"
It seems like just yesterday that Glen Rice was posing with his wife in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. I hadn't heard much of them until today, when I heard the news that Mr. Rice found some random huddled in his estranged wife's closet. After finding this guy, he did what any red-blooded male would do- he gave the guy a beatdown!
Rice is accused of assaulting a man he found in his wife's closet. He turned himself in to authorities Friday afternoon.
According to police, the 6-foot-8-inch former basketball star went to the Coral Gables home he once shared with his estranged wife and four kids and used a key to enter the front door. Once inside, he confronted his wife, Christina, and demanded to know the identity of the man who he found crouching in the master closet.
"Mr. Rice then grabbed the victim by his throat and physically removed him from the bedroom," Miami-Dade police spokesman Roy Rutland told Local 10's Charles Perez.
Glen Rice has a pretty clean record, and this is one case of NBA crime where the player charged didn't do anything that bad. Sure, he assaulted the guy, but this was a dude that was probably waxing his wife, however estranged she was! And was hiding in a closet in a house that Rice undoubtedly paid for! I'm not suggesting it was justified... I am GUARANTEEING it was justified!
Rice was charged with felony battery, which will thankfully be talked down by his team of all-star attorneys considering he made $60 million during his playing days. Godspeed, Glen!
posted by BP at
12:20 PM
4 Comments:
Can we get an inside story about Brian Doo's wedding?
I heard Reaf flew back to Boston just to attend, any news on whether dan dickau came with? what kind of bachelor party did Scal, Reaf, Dan, and possibly Scott Pollard throw for him?
you think Glen Rice could still play? maybe for the C's? we need more of that kind of character....
if any dude could hit a guy who is sleeping with his pratically EX-WIFE, we'd have a civil war. You know how many guys this woman has slept with in the past months since she has been separated?
I don't know. Do you? I smell a guest column on how easy with the sleazy the former Mrs. Rice has been since getting separated.
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