WIZARDS MAKE THE CELTICS THEIR BITCH. AGAIN.

CELTICS CONTINUE STEADFAST DEDICATION TO FOURTH-QUARTER INCOMPETENCE; DOC RIVERS CALLS "ISOLATION AT THE TOP OF THE KEY" 15 STRAIGHT TIMES AS CELTICS BLOW DOUBLE-DIGIT LEAD IN THE MATTER OF MINUTES; WALTER MCCARTY WEARING OVEN MITTS DRIBBLES BETTER THAN PAUL PIERCE